"Now you have THREE!"

"Richard Whitehurst is an artist in Columbus, Ohio. He's building a big wooden tunnel, and if you crawl through it, he will rape you [Update: Or will he??].

Hey, you made the choice to go into the Rape Tunnel. Read the disclaimers! This "controversial" new work will reportedly go up in a gallery there, in Ohio."

This is apparently the sequel to his previous installation, the "Punch In the Face Tunnel". Also, it's apparently a big fakey-fake art shit invented to attract attention. "Look at me! Look at me! I don't know the difference between good attention and bad attention". Man, don't artists ever grow up? Get a job, you human waste.

Sources: Original ArtLurker article, Follow up about the hoax.

Path of Destruction

I'm going to be back in Missouri for winter time debauchery.

I arrive in Kansas City on Dec 17th. I depart from St. Louis on Dec 30th. Somewhere in between, Springfield and Rolla will happen.

I'm curious as to when people are going to be in different cities. I'd like some time to hang out in KC and STL.

Saturday Night Live 665 (Se 35 Ep 07) Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Obama and Hu Jintao

SHOTS

Not spectacular, but funny enough. Brings back good memories.

Sandvich!

Jan Švankmajer - Surreal Claymation

Jan Švankmajer is a Czech surrealist who makes weird little animations with clay. Many of them feature meat. His films have been called "as emotionally haunting as Kafka's stories.
Eat a dick, Tim Burton.

Kinda Like Ren and Stimpy

But it's Hairballs

Supreme Commander 2: Coming Next Spring

I can't wait for this! By the time it comes out my computer might be able to handle Supreme Commander 1!


See you in 5 years SC2.

The Great Seattle Fire

On June 6, 1889, twenty-five city blocks of Seattle were burnt to the ground in what would become known as the "Great Seattle Fire".  The fire did approximately $20,000,000 of damage.  Come Friday, we get to see how well Seattle holds up to me and Kelroy.  Here are my flight details:

Southwest Flight 313 - Cleveland to Chicago

Arrival Time: 5:55 PM

Southwest Flight 889 - Chicago to Seattle

Arrival Time: 10:10 PM

Anybody else showing up for the festivities?

Between Two Ferns: Conan O'Brien

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

"I remember those."

-Andy Richter